Sign Language for Dogs

I am a “Star” in the Regular Guy Show…… I actually do regular guy stuff…..  I am an a professional at natural gas ⛽️ production I probe my nose when I think no one is watching I am very opinionated…. Occasionally they are voiced… but I really try not to…

Not matter what they did or what they say….  You will be the one that has to pay for resentments that you refuse to let fade away…….. so what’s it going to be …… ruffled feathers 🪶 or sanity ….. the choice is up to me to bind myself in…

Oh yesssssss I absolutely agree that often variety is overwhelming to me – but I must admit I get a thrill and not long after,,,, often a chill…… but it’s part of the game as if the decision were “life” or “death” but that’s just me, being myself so as…

Think God this part is over…… you guys have been squinting and twisting and contorting your faces at me forever…… well guess what…. Its because I am not one of you…. my name is “Orbitron” and I was commissioned to come here and observe your race… I can only say…

some would think it morbid but I often reflect …. ”accomplishing life is living a good death “ for every breath we take every move we make brings us closer to a different gate… wherein lay pastures we vainly attempt to describe Cognizant of that event doesn’t frighten me nor…

Let me be clear….. I’m a clown….. 42 years in a traveling Circus…., that is a household name. I am a Circus 🤡 performer….. I am not a “ Carnie.” ” Carnies have records…. Not singing records, drug and or alcohol issues…. or both….. often running from something or someone.…

Horseshoe Philosophy of Life: ” Always strive to do your best, that is all you can do, the hell with the rest. You can spend your life unhappy you didn’t get a ringer… or be satisfied, if you did your best” 🦍oboe the hobo 

It won’t always work out as I have planned… and I am grateful for that…. For adversity has often been my “ Rain of Spring” those who have lived and spread their wings will understand when I offer this phrase: “ what a wonderful life …. I cannot complain….. there…

We live in a world where people are skeptical if you offer them unexpected kindness…. But I do it anyway I do it because I choose to…..it is an obligation I accept willingly because it is the correct place to start a dialogue it is an opportunity…. Far from an…

Yes I’m giving, caring and kind….. but I’m not stupid…you don’t stand a chance of  stealing me blind … I will give you the shirt off my back but there are a few steps before we get to that…… Everyone and everything doesn’t get in…. I’m very selective who gets…

We live in boxes with compartments to keep things in order and separating different segments of our lives…. A space for this , a place for that …..don’t put that in there, it belongs in there and don’t think about moving your chair. It was strategically place to allow fresh…

While you 👄 lips are moving… spewing out things you conjured in your mind….. please forgive me as I interrupt…. “ Do you prefer a little pink or does well done suit you fine”…. You raise the temperature gradually and disregard the signs ….. with every accusation you season the…

I would love to consider myself an artist…. Poet and writer of prose. To hell with acclaim… just a personal opinion….. but it’s not there….. I am an imposter, and a poor one at that….. my pen 🖊️ doesn’t drip drops of blood from a tormented and infected soul ….…

There is a “past time” we all will employ when the hour glass suggests there is more time expended then remains …..the reels and photographs of the past are revisited, dissected and filed accordingly or hopefully given over to the mental shredder. Reliving some of my “antics” without exaggeration…. I…

When I was younger…. Started to say a kid, but at 72 ….. I am still a kid…. Just dyed my hair red…. supposed to be dark brown… on well a change from the Col. Sanders look….. there are advantages and disadvantages of refusing to “act” one’s age…. anyway….. when…

A friend called me on the phone…… ” well you have been kind to me and left bits of faith along the way….. I suppose I was ready and began picking them up…… I know you realized I have been exorcising demons for some time and they have been running…

I would like to offer that my new wife ( who is a bit younger than I am (+…~) and I discuss things( argue ….. more appropriate) several times a day often resulting in a separation of vicinity, a walk or a drive on the tryke…… but we are forgiving…

I’ve said “goodbye” a thousand times…… and hello a thousand and one my real home is the road…..the arrival of a new world at every turn I have hang my hat 🎩 in many places and many of those hats are still there…. But I’m not…. the road is my…

I am neither poor nor wealthy…… rarely has lack of funds confronted me but life and travel has exposed to me …… there are two types of poverty – there is the “poverty of food, shelter, money, clothing”….. and there is the “poverty of the soul” interesting and baffling, but…

I think the most important part of my health routine is Rest…and I have put it through various tests ….. lifting…. bending …stretching and twists cause pain in places that I didn’t know exist I realize that’s part of the plan…. But when it’s over I want to lay down…

There is a drug overly prescribed and its side affects linger long after the drug is gone it gives seemingly “quick relief” but often causes other issues not considered before the regimen is taken on which a sigh of relief (witnessed many times) as the ointment is applied…… but when…

I was traveling 🧳, just checked into the Inn 🏨 and my plans were interrupted before they began the Storm ⛈️ leaped over the mountains and rain tumbled down I sat on the patio, an amazing view of the fields and the meadows and chalets on the hills An afternoon…

 Let’s put a comma, in your drama, It sure could use a rest you have been quite successful in putting my nerves through the “Ultimate” test but before it goes any further I’m putting you under arrest …… so sit over here and I warn you not to resist –…

It seems odd at first but perhaps you can understand and accept we change the world 🌎 with every step and every breath Thinking along those lines it would seem apparent we are all enter twined….and whatever I do affects me ….. and it affects you So walk purposely and…

I will give you sweat as it drops from my brow you may empty my pockets and have the shirt off my back but please don’t get to close…. It makes me nervous when you do that The physical things you may take as you need but when you ask…

Isn’t it a peculiarity that what we say and we see are driven by our insistence that they happen immediately…. Only to find that by demanding things cross the finish line…….. many things are left behind…. Only to waste precious time trying to retrieve them So slow and steady not…

“Simplicity is authentic…… everything else is self indulgent “ ttucro the salutations that go on and on become more empty as the speaker continues their hollow protestations the more concise and focused a greeting or statement is presented the more likely it is factual and genuine Everyone is on stage…

The is a refrain one learns to sing in the activities associated with doing , “one’s own thing” “ it was expected there would be some pain and I accept it….. and will not complain, because the trouble doesn’t compare with the gain …. Such is the pursuit of doing…

I am taking an early morning stroll on the E-tryke through Rice Land…..talk about downsizing from RV to E-tryke the hues of the fields flooded with water and the aspiring shoots bursting through the mire are as colorful as any artist’s palette 🎨 you will ever encounter I reflect on…

There are stages if pursued that must be encountered and passed through, in an aspiring Spiritual Life I would characterize them as such: realization of the lack of respect and compassion for the feelings of others,  the practice of which destroys respect from others and of self a concerted effort…