Sign Language for Dogs

I see you think you’ve box me in but where there is a way to get in there’s a way to get out you still want to be Queen but I could care less about being King you go ahead crown yourself there is a price for everything and you will find that sitting on…

Yeah I heard what you said it hurt my head but what are you trying to say Leads me to believe that is only a twig of the sticks you would like to throw so let them fly and I’ll gather them as they fall and I’ll see what I can make of them Or…

Allow me to introduce myself I am Pinocchio’s sister Yes I k know you know him……everybody knows him for his uncanny ability to exaggerate anything and everything he’s not a bad guy…..really he does a fair amount of volunteer work and is active in the community but when he gets into something he’s like a…

The life I lead isn’t for everyone but it’s not their life, it’s mine learned a long time ago trying to please them was a waste of time so I do what I think is best for me and help others when I can But conforming to the rules of society is where I draw…

Tentatively they agreed…. so I’m giving my Guardian Angels the night off I promised not to say a word or get anyone pissed off Gabe said he would check on me and not to wander off so I’m sitting here writing a few lines and the Angels have the night off I never asked them…

The problem with being self consumed…. you devour yourself ttucro

Kiss today……..as you work and as you play you have the chance to sing or cry to elevate or take a dive Either way……you’ll survive go on kiss today… joy and sorrow are best friends when one leaves the other comes in but let’s be honest before it ends this day is a blessing from…

I heard you don’t drink anymore well that’s a good start are you ready to open the door and explore all the confusion and chaos your created by trying to escape yourself I’ll give you a mulligan and hope for the best this is your life brother, can you pass the test by admitting you…

I enter the ring not knowing my opponent…… but he looks vaguely familiar after the introductions something about him is a bit unsettling looks to be in fair shape and he has a good amount of spring in his legs we go back and forth for a few rounds feeling each other out then I…

The “Fearless Clown Club” has many notable members  I however am not one them as far as notoriety but I do ascribe to their tenets which are I will seek things that make me happy and the joy is often transferred by my enthusiasm People have the misconception that comics or clowns Are trying to…