One Tire in the Ditch
One tire in the ditch……. But you don’t want to quit so you keep on driving….. you put more pressure on the petal and that brings the end around and now two are in……you don’t hesitate you put the petal to the floor and the rear end hits the bank and something separates and the motor is racing but you slow to a stop….
Getting out you survey the mess you have made and a gust of wind whispers “ You should have quit when one was in the ditch”….