a pat on the back/or kick in the butt

the God i worship is a chip off the block…….He will give me a hug or swat me on the butt…….He can be kind and He can be tough…..i don’t need a mamby pamby God……..

i need a God who loves to drive……………goes to the movies and like a massage…….likes to laugh and stands up for a Cause……….that’s the God i need…………

i need a God that makes house calls…………bar calls…….jail calls………all nite diners and bus stations and isn’t scared to venture into a den of thieves…………….

i need a God who lifts weights and picks flowers………………picks up strays and buys kids balloons………hangs out with the best who claim to be the worse………and the worse who claim to be the best…………..

i got Him and He’s got me…………exactly the God i need…………..

p.s.

He would probably be a good fit for you…………i’m just sayin’