lachrymose or lachrymouse

i have watched you play this game of hastily manufactured pain in hopes you may gain sympathy from and unsuspecting pawn………….only to be used until their usefulness is…………..gone…………………in a snap of the fingers you can give and award winning rendition of ”Gone With the Wind” and even Scarlett is impressed with the contrived emotion……………you have it down……. only problem is all the stage hands know your bit and there are no open auditions, so perhaps it’s time to quit and get on with life, try biting your upper lip……………..whatever, just stop the antics of the ”Lachrymouse.”