i leave most funerals with a puzzled face because the eulogies offered seldom embrace the person that i knew, and i would be okay if they say about me, ”he was an s.o.b., but he had his moments and we loved him anyway.”

one thing still amazes me, when you start telling the truth people move away………because they are more afraid of it than death………

so do me a favor if you come to pay your respects after i’m done, laugh and joke, maybe even shed a tear but don’t make it sound like i was a great guy, just another monkey on the bus trying to survive…….

i had my moments good and bad and ” average ” would be the most truthful thing that could be said…..

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