firing Monday

i fired Monday because it was a pain in the ass

always had an attitude and loved to pass gas

surly and stubborn and i had had enough, so i told him my feelings and he needed to straighten up

went better for a month or two and i asked him to do something said he wasn’t going to do

i ask him to be part of the team and try to get along and not stir up things that took the rest of the week to straighten out

his reply was,” i am only one day, 24 hours i get to have my say, so if i create havoc the others will see just how powerful old Monday can be”

so i told he was fired, he could pack his things and now his slot is called,” beginning of good and positive things” and it took me awhile to adjust but this is a much better way to board the bus

we only have so much time and there is so much to do and see and if one of your days isn’t working fire them, just like me

help me, show me, encourage me or you are fired

i fired Monday