if you are going to rob me at least show me a gun, so everyone is clear

what’s going on

poor service and minimum enthusiasm was an indicator

but you always hope for the best

if i’m going to get screwed at least smile and be pleasant before you thrust the shank in my gut

this backdoor approach to my wallet is akin to a hooker taking your money and sneaking out the bathroom window

so in the future at least show me a gun so we can cut the bullshit and at least be honest

being robbed is one thing, must you add insult to injury by being slow and lazy

no little saint