you only call Me when you arse is in a jam and that’s too bad for I AM THE GREAT I AM

I saw you in and I’ll see you out, it’s the in between that I could help you out

but you have a plan and what do I know I’ve only been here forever

there isn’t much I haven’t seen in eternity, you know

but go ahead, twist yourself into knots, very painful to watch, bump your head, and bloody your shins, and that’s about when I will hear from you again

you Humans are a peculiar lot, yes I know I created you but you started writing your own script and we both know how that’s working out

here’s a message in a fortune cookie, you’ll probably trust that, ” KNOWLEDGE WITHOUT WISDOM IS LIKE A STACK OF BOOKS ON A DONKEY’S ASS”   catch My drift

I’m here and I can hear, don’t be a stranger, remember, I already know, see you around