my wife has missile toes………………………..when she goes to sleep they go where they want to go

up my crouch or into my shin, i wake up bleeding from toes that kill

she says she doesn’t know what happens and i show her the results

my legs look like they have been attacked by sharks…..i made a suggestion that she put on socks………………but that was shot down, she said her feet got to hot

so a hopeless dilemma , not sure if protective shin guards are my best bet

of all the obstacles i could have imagined i never considered her feet as a source of friction,  but you just never know

sleep with one eye open…………………….isn’t there a song that starts that way

incoming