if you can’t come up with a reason why you are stubborn, self-centered and unkind

come a little closer and I’ll lend you one of mine

if you can’t justify why you did the crime, step over here and I’ll loan you one of mine

if your speech is abhorrent , you get called on it from time to time, don’t think too much about, you can use one of my lines

if you’re having trouble with relationships, well everyone else must have lost their mind, I use that one fairly often , repeat it several times

so if you need excuses you have come to the right guy, I have used almost every one of them and look at my life and you’ll know why

suffers from an unwillingness to accept the truth