here, you take it, this ”king stuff” isn’t all i thought it would be

being in charge seems thrilling at first until you realize you have all these people counting on you and you need to be ”right”

being king you don’t get any time off, somebody’s always trying to invade your territory or take your land or start a war

the ”queen” wants to go to all these damn balls and you absolutely hate ”mixing and ”small talk”, ”are you are going to hang this one, or pardon that one, and how is the treasury?”

i stopped getting loaded at these affairs after i gave an island to my sister-in-law to shut her up…………….. i miss fishing and rowing in the lake, camping out and getting lost in the woods for days………………….you just can’t do that when your uncle is a scoundrel and is not above setting up a ”coup attempt.”

be careful what you wish for……………………..my brother didn’t want the  gig,……so now he gets to enjoy all the perks without the headaches

Pop was only his last leg and he needed a successor and dumb me said, ”i’ll do it,”

so here we are, crack of dawn……………..people to hang, queen to please, daughters want to go shopping in Paris and my dumbass is stuck on this thrown, my but is killing me and all i want to do is take a walk

the doorman shouts,” his majesty the Duke of Thomasville wishes your presence,” enough already bring the old geezer in”, he is deaf as a stone

 

i might do this gig long enough to hand it over to you……………………………….you like me seem to think it would be cool to be in charge………..