somewhere this morning there is a bloke who tied one on last night and is feeling a little reptilian this morning, he gave the keys to his wife and nobody was killed, nobody abused and he has no desire to do it again anytime soon, smiling as his wife tries to keep from laughing…………………they had fun

somewhere this morning there is a bloke who tied one on last night and he is feeling a little reptilian this morning and every morning, he insisted on driving, has no recollection of driving home, his wife has a black eye which He knows nothing about, and she is packing a bag…………………………….he goes to the refrigerator and pops a beer, fighting to keep it down……………..this is their life

i’m just saying

check box 1, if it applies, check box 2 if it applies and get help